(via be-sex)

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jonasbrothers:

they better play corbin bleu’s “push it to the limit” when i’m in the delivery room or else i am not giving birth to that child 

(Source: jonasbrothers, via prettypinkygirl)

snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers walk by and smile at you

(via jackskellin)

(Source: c-inismus, via seex)

clarainclara:

I see no lies here

(Source: girlcodeonmtv, via mariahlovesjuicycouture)

savannahblair:

balmainandbitches:

savannahblair:

lordflacko91:

xgthang:

text’s from my ex

Lmao that’s what you call a heartless chick right there

Heartless or fed up? Little boyfriend who cried ‘love’.

^^^^basically. Dudes always think they can come back on their terms and we’re just supposed to wait around

YASSS

(via prettypinkygirl)

popmychieri:

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via prettypinkygirl)

natasaromanoff:

say something im giving up on school

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aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

(Source: ohrendelle, via prettypinkygirl)

"

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

"